Why, Hello There.

Reblogged from umbra-l, Posted by purgatorybitches.

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

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Reblogged from henry4lifez, Posted by idiotsonfb.

marylbarrel:

thedoucheabides:

idiotsonfb:

Craig makes a good point.

Pound town has no laws.

wtf even

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Reblogged from margarita-on-the-rocks, Posted by awesomephilia.

awesomephilia:

Is this what heaven looks like?

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Reblogged from fuckyeahviralpics, Posted by fuckyeahviralpics.

fuckyeahviralpics:

. via imgur → more…

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Reblogged from gutig, Posted by indicio.

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Reblogged from torigreenie, Posted by annieherweg.

fuckablegiraffe:

oxyhaemoglobin:

Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.

Omg this

(Source: annieherweg)

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Meet cheetopuff. :)

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Look at how beautifully manicured her thumbs are.

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Anonymous asked:

im so happy for you,i told you college would change your life.

thank you anon :)

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Reblogged from theblogwanderer, Posted by leeleeleelee.

kelsss3:

thatfunnyblog:

I always get excited when I see a new breed of asshole.

^lmao

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Reblogged from timothydelaghetto, Posted by rooshoes.

timothydelaghetto:

sourgoat:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

So beautiful.

LMFAO IT’S A FUCKING HORSE DILDO

how did he know….

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“I just read an article about the dangers of heavy drinking… scared the hell out of me.

So thats it, after today, no more reading.”

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Reblogged from jubilantly-refrained, Posted by teppelin.

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

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“No it’s weed wax weed keef!”

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